As usual, The Onion approaches this year's (week's, minute's) sad, sad events with pointed satire and some humor. The headline for the 'articles':

God Outdoes Terrorists Again

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40305/1

Here's an another 'report' from this news source...

"Shrimp Joint Now Shrimp Habitat

NEW ORLEANS - Big Etienne's, a popular stop for New Orleans-style jambalaya, shrimp po' boys, and gumbo, has become a near-perfect habitat for Penaeus setiferus, the ubiquitous white shrimp used in jambalaya, shrimp po' boys, and gumbo. "It's far too early to call this a bright side, but the restaurant's location on the Delta, combined with its rickety, shabby-chic fisherman's décor, have combined to create a serviceable ecosystem for this particular species of marine life," said Juanita Colon of the Federal Department of Fisheries. Colon said if floodwaters recede significantly, many New Orleans parking lots would be suitable locations for the cultivation of dirty rice."

Mmmm. Dirty Rice.

That is so wrong.

(I LOVE dirty rice.)